The Martini™ Recipe Unisex T-Shirt
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$20.00 USD
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Listen.
If you’re gonna make a martini, you’re gonna make it right.
This shirt lays it all out for you. It literally tells you how to make The Martini because apparently not everyone was raised correctly.
Loretta believes a martini should be cold, strong, and mind its business. Gin or vodka, that’s between you and God, but don’t start getting cute with it. This shirt is for the people who host, pour heavy, and know the difference between a martini and a glass of disappointment.
Made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee is soft, sturdy, and built to survive loud kitchens, louder dinners, and at least one argument about olives. The ribbed neckline keeps it looking sharp enough to leave the house, but comfortable enough to stay in and have another.
Put it on. Make the drink. Don’t ask questions.
It’s a shirt. It’s a recipe.
It’s also a public service announcement. 🍸
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Martini™ Recipe Unisex T-Shirt
$20.00 USD
If you’re gonna make a martini, you’re gonna make it right.
This shirt lays it all out for you. It literally tells you how to make The Martini because apparently not everyone was raised correctly.
Loretta believes a martini should be cold, strong, and mind its business. Gin or vodka, that’s between you and God, but don’t start getting cute with it. This shirt is for the people who host, pour heavy, and know the difference between a martini and a glass of disappointment.
Made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee is soft, sturdy, and built to survive loud kitchens, louder dinners, and at least one argument about olives. The ribbed neckline keeps it looking sharp enough to leave the house, but comfortable enough to stay in and have another.
Put it on. Make the drink. Don’t ask questions.
It’s a shirt. It’s a recipe.
It’s also a public service announcement. 🍸
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!