Calories Don’t Count When You’re Cooking for Someone Else" Apron (And That’s the Truth)

$35.00
Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re cookin’ with love, calories don’t count — it’s science, sweetheart. Whether you're frying cutlets, baking cookies, or just taste-testing every five minutes like a responsible adult, this apron’s your kitchen armor.

Made from 100% organic cotton with adjustable straps and a double front pocket (perfect for wooden spoons or secrets), it’s got the style and sass of Aunt Loretta herself. Durable, washable, and honest — just how she likes her family recipes.

Details:

100% organic cotton
Sturdy yet soft: 7.08 oz/yd²
Adjustable straps for that custom fit
Two-compartment front pocket (snacks optional)
Sourced from Bangladesh, but made for your loud Italian kitchen
Aunt Loretta’s Note: Put this on and you’re not just cookin’ — you’re performing. Calories? Never heard of 'em.
Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re cookin’ with love, calories don’t count — it’s science, sweetheart. Whether you're frying cutlets, baking cookies, or just taste-testing every five minutes like a responsible adult, this apron’s your kitchen armor.

Made from 100% organic cotton with adjustable straps and a double front pocket (perfect for wooden spoons or secrets), it’s got the style and sass of Aunt Loretta herself. Durable, washable, and honest — just how she likes her family recipes.

Details:

100% organic cotton
Sturdy yet soft: 7.08 oz/yd²
Adjustable straps for that custom fit
Two-compartment front pocket (snacks optional)
Sourced from Bangladesh, but made for your loud Italian kitchen
Aunt Loretta’s Note: Put this on and you’re not just cookin’ — you’re performing. Calories? Never heard of 'em.