{"title":"The Aunt Loretta Mug Collection","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"365\"\u003eThese mugs are not here to whisper affirmations at you. They’re here to tell the truth, lovingly, with a hot drink in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eThe Aunt Loretta Mug Collection is a set of 11 oz ceramic mugs designed for mornings, meetings, kitchen conversations, and moments when you need everyone to slow down and listen. Each mug features one of Loretta’s signature sayings. Equal parts boundary, humor, and lived-in wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"911\"\u003eAll mugs are classic white ceramic with a bold red trim, because neutrals are fine, but opinions deserve a little color. They’re sturdy, comforting, and made to be reached for daily. Coffee, tea, or whatever you’re using to get through the day is welcome here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eThese are mugs for people who speak with their whole chest. For people who need a minute before responding. For people who know the good old days are happening right now, even if they haven’t brushed their hair yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eDrink up. Regulate. Then we’ll talk.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"loretta-s-mug™-don-t-talk-to-me-until-this-is-full","title":"Loretta’s Mug™ — Don’t Talk to Me Until This Is Full","description":"This is Loretta’s mug.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhich means once it’s in your hand, it’s basically yours now.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou use this mug for coffee in the morning, espresso in the afternoon, tea when you’re pretending to slow down, or whatever else gets you through the day. It’s sturdy, it feels good in your hand, and it holds just enough to make you tolerable to be around.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe logo is on there for a reason. It lets everyone know you trust flavor, you trust experience, and you do not rush important things. Like waking up. Or cooking. Or conversations before caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is the mug you reach for without thinking. It ends up in the sink, back in the cabinet, and right back in your hand again. It’s part of the routine. Like Loretta herself.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFill it up. Take a breath.\u003cbr\u003e\nThen we can talk.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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